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Award Demotivational Poster


WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award


TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am

well done


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 2.31/5


FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


CHARLES DARWIN - Without him we would be overwhelmed with morons. However, givin the people i encounter, i sometimes wonder if he was right...




THE OSCARS - That magical time when the most intelligent thing on stage is a tiny golden statue...




FAMOUS LAST WORDS -




CHAMPIONS -


TAGS: special olympics athletics awards
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:52 pm
Now you tell me. I came in fourth.


DOWNTOWN HIPSTER FINALS -


TAGS: award hipster loser
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:48 pm
- or is it best? I really can't tell the difference.


PRIOITIES -


TAGS: oscars awards actors
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm
PHUKKING BEAUTIFUL


PETTING THE BULL TERRIER - somehow you know this is simply not going to end well...




THE COVETED MUSTACHE AWARD: - because some people just like to rock the 'stache.




The Academy Awards Show -


TAGS: oscars academy awards
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:04 pm
Exactly why (amongst other reasons) I don't watch it anymore. And have you noticed the commercials are 150 decibels less than the actual show? Annoying! Anyway,the 5L award which is the most desired award at motifake goes to . . . . Vilnius!


SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.


TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

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angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsup***ised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your a**.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Copy!
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own d*** business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own ****.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty ugly dog ribbon award awards
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:42 pm
Ho-ly crap! I'm giving this a 5 because you've actually managed to pixellate EVERYTHING!


SLIPPERY WHEN DUMB - Have you ever wondered why this sign, with that particular wording, was ever invented? Ever heard of the Darwin awards?




IMMORTALITY -




Congratulations -


TAGS: samuel l jackson typecast award
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:42 pm
Jurassic Park?? Bad-ass computer nerd???


Darwin and his Award -


TAGS: darwin award snake faith
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - March 9, 2014, 12:09 am
Welcome back! And that's a 5
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Nice to see your long ears back in the land of motifakery. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 9:03 pm
Silly El-ahrairah......Don't pretend you don't know.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:58 pm
Uhm, wot's watership down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:40 pm
stymied by a few watership down references?!?...you've lost your edge Bunnyman.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr** terms this time.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:30 pm
Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
The prince with a thousand enemies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:27 pm
I am no more a cow than you are a rabbit.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:15 pm
Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:14 pm
Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...
Greeny - March 8, 2014, 8:08 pm
Five Fang holes... uh, wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 7:58 pm
El-ahrairah returns! Good to see you old friend. 5L


MAYBE NEXT YEAR -


TAGS: awards
Rating: 4.55/5

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AND THE AWARD GOES TO -


TAGS: employee of the year awards
Rating: 3.94/5

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Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
Are you watching me?? >_>
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
Epic.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:10 pm
Thank you! Thank you! It was an honor just to be nominated! Ooops! *click*


WELL, IT'S CLINT. -




SUPERIOR AWARD -


TAGS: award
Rating: 3.56/5

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Bob Chin - May 8, 2009, 11:27 am
Who, on the face of this internet, handed out some kind of award to this site? I'll try to tone things down in the rest of the year. Are you all going for a repeat? Who keeps this trophy? Many questions, unnecessary answers


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 3.5/5

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MIME AWARDS - "We asked Claude what this award means to him, he refused to comment."




IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time death actor karl malden academy award 1912 2009 greatness marriage lasting 71 year
Rating: 2.91/5

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Chateaux - August 21, 2009, 11:51 am
Great Man!


GOLDENGLOBES - and the winner is


TAGS: awards
Rating: 2.41/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:47 am
Second that E-H!
Ed-Hyde - November 24, 2009, 7:02 am
Salma Hayek


YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......




Husbands -


TAGS: husbands description chores best awards
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:39 pm
Man, I live in Mtxplk's reverso world.
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 4:57 pm
HEY! I lifted my legs
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:18 pm
No trophy for you. Maybe just one of those participant ribbons...maybe!
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:16 pm
Arsehole!
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:08 am
She couldn't hear me over the vacuum.
MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:49 pm
Ask your wife, she'll certainly explain it to you!
GaryO - November 11, 2014, 8:41 am
there's a point here I bet


Life’s Trophies….what’s yours? Where do you keep it? -


TAGS: its a major award
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - December 16, 2015, 12:31 am
I divorced mine. She got the farm: I know where she is.
Greeny - December 15, 2015, 8:52 pm
I married mine - 5L gam!


Anticipation -


TAGS: rerun awards speech comments troll
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - December 6, 2015, 9:10 pm
does....this....mean...ol' blue eye is....gone???
rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:12 pm

The beatings will continue too 5L


Donate -


TAGS: priorities oscars academy awards starving children
Rating: 4.3/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:11 pm
Better they pray to win something like the Superbowl... God always seems to answer "Yes" to those prayers. Hey, Bob! Why don't you give them one of the sandwiches you packed for the day... You're only FIVE FEET AWAY!!!
CaptMickeyd - January 28, 2016, 4:44 pm
Ouch. Kinda smarts, huh, Jada?


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